by his morning, following Charlie Sheen’s latest rant on the Today Show, my mind was reeling with witty insults and play-on-word jabs, but I don’t think there is anything I could come up with that is as priceless as the material coming directly from these superstars that we pay millions of dollars to. So, I’ll just let them do the talking:
Quotes from TOM CRUISE
(on the birth of his child) “I’m gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good, very nutritious.”
(on children) “I love kids. I was a kid myself, once.”
(on his health and well-being) “It’s well known I’m a Scientologist, and that has helped me to find that inner peace in my life and it’s something that has given me great stability and tools that I use.”
(on Scientology) (high-pitched, insane-sounding laughter.)
(on communication) “Talk is overrated as a means of settling disputes.”
(on aliens) “Of course [I believe in aliens]. Are you so arrogant as to believe we are alone in this universe?”
(on mental health) “There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance in a body,”
Quotes from CHARLIE SHEEN
(I did not separate these into subjects because there is no easy way to decipher most of these into something coherent.)
“My motto is you either love or you hate and you must do so violently.”
“We are high priest Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom!”
“I got magic and I got poetry at my fingertips.”
“I’m so tired of pretending that my life isn’t perfect and b***hin’ and winning every second and I’m not perfect and b***hin’ and just delivering the goods at every frickin’ turn.”
“I cured it with my brain.” (on his addiction)
“Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”
“”I have cleansed myself. I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself? It’s the work of sissies. The only thing I’m addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.”
And, last but NOT least…
Quotes from MEL GIBSON (he is still the KING, the MASTER!)
(on wives) “A woman should be home with the children, building that home and making sure there’s a secure family atmosphere”
(on producing) “The Holy Ghost was working through me on this film, and I was just direction traffic.”
(on his best movie) “That’s like asking you to pick your favorite child… I do however, think Bird on a Wire was one of my finest works. Oscar caliber.”
(to his girlfriend) “You’re an embarrassment to me, you look like a (expletive) pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of (racial slur), it will be your fault.”
(on other races) “(Expletive) Jews…the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.”
(on homosexuality) “I became an actor despite that. But with this look, who’s going to think I’m gay? It would be hard to take me for someone like that. Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them? They take it up the (expletive). [Pointing at his posterior] This is only for taking a (expletive).”
(to his girlfriend) “Threaten ya? I’ll put you in a (expletive) rose garden you (expletive)! You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. You understand that?”
(to his girlfriend) “I don’t need medication; you need a (expletive) bat to the side of the head.”
(about his girlfriend) “I’ll report her to the (expletive) people and take money from the (expletive) (expletive) (racial slur).”
And we pay these guys millions and millions of dollars; I’m just sayin..
You know, I can laugh at Tom Cruise because he’s so arrogantly delusional. I can ignore Mel Gibson because he’s just a brute with a sense of entitlement.
But the stuff coming out of Charlie Sheen’s mouth jumped from idiotic to alarming within a week. Maybe he is naturally arrogant and a bit delusional with a sense of entitlement. I don’t doubt that. But he’s showing signs of serious mental illness and psychosis, and he needs immediate help. I think it’s easy to listen to him talk about being a rock star from Mars, more evolved than everyone else, with tiger blood and Adonis DNA and think he’s just unbelievably full of himself. But believing yourself above other humans with special powers and abilities is pretty common in conditions like paranoid schizophrenia. He’s headed for a major breakdown, and it’s disturbing to watch.
The quotes don’t really tell the whole store. Watch the videos of his interviews from this week. His movements, his eyes and the way he speaks give it away. He’s a seriously ill man.
Whereas Tom and Mel just need to be repeatedly punched in the spleen.
Celebritism is living proof that people are gullible.
Charlie Sheen is a complete LOSER, dirtbag, scumbag. He’s so disgusting that we can’t ever again view any movie or sitcomb he’s been in, since he’s clearly such a self-righteous, sociopathic scumbag that clearly EVADES jail by simpy being a “celebrity.” while others who have done exactly what he’s done, would be spending many years in JAIL. so much for American JUSTICE, aND he’s supposed to be Catholic…..go figure..This guy is just too much. He can care LESS about confession and getting right with God, although we sure hope he does, SOON. But will he, really…yeah, as he or his cronies must read this, they are probably sipping on gin an juice, or beers, or ordering the next line of prostitutes from a Heidi Fleiss flashback…..oh dear…where does it end? THe money? The fame? The adrenaline rush from more paparazzi? News? Oh Charlie, it must be soooo hard to be charlie? And your ex-wife? What an IDIOT you are@. SHe’s beautiful and kind and a good mum. You’d think you would’ve done all to keep her, but then you got that other gal preg now you have twins with her and well, that went south, ok, so gather yourself you IDIoT, don’t try and be so swank that youy you think you can still get your grooveon by enetratining porn staRS…HOW paTHETIC are you..for God sakes you are a FAther……CHECK YOURSELF.